I like reality the way it is

Let's be precise - this Christmas was the most fucked up Christmas I have ever suffered in my life.

1. No snow
2. No presents
3. No peaceful being with family
4. No nothing!

Yay! I got to pull my drunk father home! The dreamest of my dreams! What next? Being run over in the street by a truck, driven by a Santa costume wearing jerk?

OK, fuck that. This wasn't Christmas, so I'll make it Thanksgiving then. We don't have anything like that in Lithuania, but I don't care. So here goes:

• THANKS, Dad, you really fucked everything up!

On to more serious thanks:

• Thanks, Vaiva, for being near and keeping me within the constraints of reality. Good friends are good, brightly minded good friends are better.
• Thanks, Eglė, for everything you have done to me. Being with you was one of the greatest experiences in my life.
• Thanks, Darius, for being a great pal and great musician. Even though I most probably won't return to the band, I'd like to meet you some day just for the sake of doing something together.
• Thanks, Povilas, for being irritating as you are. Even though I would like to see a lot more of your progress in everything, sometimes you DO give me some good ideas.
• Thanks, Lina, even though I'm yet to see you in reality. Your support is very much appreciated.
• Thanks, JoyfulChicken (ha, didn't expect that?), for bringing a whole lot different perspective of the stupidity of human beings.
• Thanks, Phil Plait, for keeping me interested in science (yeah right, like he's going to read this...)
• Thanks, Šarūnė. Even though I don't know you that good, I think you're a wonderful person and you have already done many things to help me without even noticing it.
• Thanks, Karolis. Despite the fact that our relationship is only about playing bridge, Diplomacy and maybe Advanced Civilization in the near future, I already think you're one of the greatest gamers I have ever met.
• Thanks, Jurgis, for giving me interesting ideas and providing with an interesting project to realise them.
• Thanks, Ievšalnė. You're the greatest maniacs in the world. I'm looking foward to anything we'll be doing together in the future. Sorry if that birthday party was a mess.
• Thanks, Ina Marija, for showing, how to be happy. You're the best Red Hot Chili Peppers fan in the world!
• Thanks, Antanas, for introducing me to the world of bridge ;-)
• Thanks, Mindaugas, for being as friendly as Michael Schumacher fan can be to Michael Schumacher's antifan. Looking forward to those cardboard models.
• And, of course, thanks to everyone who's not mentioned here. Your influence to my life is noticed and valued.

I'm speechless. Really. You have to watch this.

Simply amazing dude.

Thanks to Darius Balčiūnas for guiding me to this link.