I like reality the way it is

All hail my cat:

People often ask me, why I update my blog so rarely. OK, so I started this post with a huge lie - no one cares, actually. Well, I don't care either, so I might as well tell you non-caring bastards. Indeed, why? My life doesn't seem to be eventless, actually, quite contrary. So what a fuck?

FIRST. I still don't have BlueTooth adapter for my PC, which basically means I can't upload photos from my mobile phone, and because of that I can't share most of the weird, pervert or funny things I encounter in my life.

SECOND. I haven't subscribed to CNN feed and I'm too lazy to follow it, thus no idiotic fun from that source either.

THIRD. I can't talk about my job, because that's scientific stuff, and no one is interested in scientific stuff.

FOURTH. I can't talk about certain issues because people are already freaked out with certain photo and certain remarks.

FIFTH. I mostly watch music videos on YouTube, so I can't drown y'all in funny videos.

SIXTH. I'm a lazy bastard.

And thus I conclude the story about why I'm not a frequent blogger.

On a side note, watch this. 

As I found out, one of my friends started to read this blog occasionally. Of course, she read the interview and especially the second question, so you can guess she was quite... emmm... amused by it. Thanks, Joyful, for yet another girl that I will never be able to pick up :-/ I have to be more careful about what I write and who actually reads what I write.

Anyway, thus I came up with an idea that I should write something with absolutely no connections to sex, especially homosexuality, gender identification problems and other... emmm... amusing stuff. I admit I couldn't think of anything for quite a long time, however, my train of thought finally hit something that I want to blog about.

One of my friends smokes a lot. A pack a day, to be more precise. If that doesn't seem like a problem to you, then I should note that she also hasn't reached the legal age yet. She can't buy booze, drive a car and vote for the president, but she already smokes a pack a day. By the way, she can't officially buy any cigarettes as well. However, we all know that theory and reality are different concepts.

Anyway, despite how much I'd love if she didn't smoke or at least smoked less, I don't want to talk about it. Instead, I got interested by the bigger picture of this problem. Recently I did a little research on Wikipedia about various drugs. I know that you can't really believe everything that is on Wikipedia, however, the thing is mostly correct. Thus, I presume this chart is also mostly correct:

OK, seeing cocaine and heroine at the top right is not much of a surprise, is it? We all know both of them are highly addictive and have verydifficult impact on users health. However, there is something extremely interesting to the left of Cocaine. Well, looky here, it seems that the only two LEGAL drugs of the world are almost as addictive as cocaine, even though they aren't as harmful. Ecstasy, weed, LSD - all of the stuff that we hear about when they want to frighten us with drug abuse in the news - are less addictive and less harmful.

This brings me a natural question. Why tobacco and alcohol are legal and others are not? Why two of the world's most addictive and harmful drugs are legal, when plethora of less harmful things are absolutely illegal? Why is weed not legalized? Why are millions of people sent to addictions they will most probably never get rid off in their lives?

Because it pays off. Because junkies are a sure profit. Because legalizing weed would ruin multiple tobacco giants, as weed gives a better 'high' for less damaged health and less addiction.

I have said it once and I'll say it again. Governments should make up their minds. If they tolerate alcohol and tobacco, then all the light drugs should be legal as well. Mind it - alcohol and tobacco are NOT light drugs, they are medium. Thinking from another stand point - if they don't tolerate weed, they can't tolerate neither alcohol nor tobacco.

As simple as that. I want either legal weed or total banishment of alcohol and tobacco from our lives. As it is now, it's just not fair.

On another thought, I'd rather they legalize weed AND ban tobacco and alcohol. 

As there (supposedly) are people who read my blog (why don't they show up in blog statistics then?), I am forced to update it. Yes, that means I can't cover my lack of imagination, creativity, ideas, my laziness and overall pissed-offiness with the claim that no one reads this thing. Aaaargh. OK, you asked for it. And I hate you for that.

So... what to write about? The rant about genetically modified food was already perfectly covered by JC. Phil Plait linked to a cool website which is becoming even cooler, because they started to post cool videos, but I can't borrow everything from Phil. And that video is not mighty cool, actually, it could've been better. It still got me. I must be stupid, it seems.

I could copy this joke from ArcaMax, but that would be copyright infringement:

- Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

- Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

- Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

- How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

- Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

- Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'It's all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

- Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

So I won't post it. Imagine it's not there.

I could simply send you to my other blog about board games and stuff, but I imagine there aren't a lot of readers who are interested in board games, so why bother?

Fuck fuck fuck and fuckity fuck. And I want to overtake ChickenMafia with blogging skills like that. Woops... Accidentally slipped out. Imagine it's not there either.

I could try to write a diary again. However, diaries suck. I have tried several times already, it's useless. And no one cares after all, so why bother? "I had lectures from 8am to 9pm yesterday. University sucks. I want to kill everyone. Shoot them all down. Yeah, that's a good idea." Riiiight... And yes, I know Virginia Tech is a very old news. A month old or so.

I could write about a girl from the university that I like a lot... But she has a boyfriend, so let's leave it at that. I don't want this blog to become the place of tearful love stories. I like spiderwebs on ancient posts better.

What else? Oh yeah, I'm going to a charity trip with the kids from orphanage around Lithuania. Being very nice person and all... I hope I won't get sued for ruining several kids' lifes.

Jesus Christ, how do the women do it? They all have diaries (I saw it in the movies) which they dutifully fill in every day. I can't write more than three sentences. Either my life sucks, or my writing skills.

So fuck it, I won't blog today, no matter how much Philos and Neko-Chan tease me. 

Aaaargh, I give up. I read this post in Chicken Mafia and it brought a teardrop in my I. Screw that. I'm sorry I left you all alone without my regular rants and random interesting stuff I find internet every once in a while. OK, maybe not interesting, but still random. I love you all. Just forgive me my uncaring.

So just to make it up a bit (after all, it has been 40-something days since my last post, if you don't count stuff in my other also not-too-active blog), I decided to give you some links to a good stuff. First of all, of course, some more idiot bashing in the greatest idiot bashing internet blog ever: Skeptico. It has all kinds of posts, ruining many stupidities dumb people believe, like here, here, here, here or here (yay, I love linking!). Just read it. If this stuff doesn't kick fairy tales out of your brain, do a favour to humanity - shoot yourself. Speaking of which, if you do it right way (totally stupidly), you might even earn this, so your relatives would be proud of you for the rest of their lives.

And if you're tired of reading (did I mention that greatest site of debunking stupidity in the world, by the way?) or have some hatred with involving brain into your activities, give these videos a try:

• if you're a racing fan;
• if you're a music fan;
• if you're an arts fan;
  
• if you're a giggling idiot;
• if you're a hopeless giggling idiot;
• if you're Joyful Chicken;
• if you're sure my sense of humour is screwed and want proof.

Yes, I deleted everything. Why? I don't know. I guess I started feeling that blog is becoming artificial. And no, I don't know, how to define artificiality of blogs. Something to do with feeling you're writing totally unimportant bullshit that's not interesting even for you.

Yes, I will blog again, but this time I guess I'll stick with English. Bilingual blog is just too much for me. However, I expect to be bloging everyday about something that happened that day that got me interested. So no more waiting for a week to write something substantial. <...> the substantiality.