I like reality the way it is

Let’s be precise - this Christmas was the most fucked up Christmas I have ever suffered in my life.

1. No snow
2. No presents
3. No peaceful being with family
4. No nothing!

Yay! I got to pull my drunk father home! The dreamest of my dreams! What next? Being run over in the street by a truck, driven by a Santa costume wearing jerk?

OK, fuck that. This wasn’t Christmas, so I’ll make it Thanksgiving then. We don’t have anything like that in Lithuania, but I don’t care. So here goes:

• THANKS, Dad, you really fucked everything up!

On to more serious thanks:

• Thanks, Vaiva, for being near and keeping me within the constraints of reality. Good friends are good, brightly minded good friends are better.
• Thanks, Eglė, for everything you have done to me. Being with you was one of the greatest experiences in my life.
• Thanks, Darius, for being a great pal and great musician. Even though I most probably won’t return to the band, I’d like to meet you some day just for the sake of doing something together.
• Thanks, Povilas, for being irritating as you are. Even though I would like to see a lot more of your progress in everything, sometimes you DO give me some good ideas.
• Thanks, Lina, even though I’m yet to see you in reality. Your support is very much appreciated.
• Thanks, JoyfulChicken (ha, didn’t expect that?), for bringing a whole lot different perspective of the stupidity of human beings.
• Thanks, Phil Plait, for keeping me interested in science (yeah right, like he’s going to read this…)
• Thanks, Šarūnė. Even though I don’t know you that good, I think you’re a wonderful person and you have already done many things to help me without even noticing it.
• Thanks, Karolis. Despite the fact that our relationship is only about playing bridge, Diplomacy and maybe Advanced Civilization in the near future, I already think you’re one of the greatest gamers I have ever met.
• Thanks, Jurgis, for giving me interesting ideas and providing with an interesting project to realise them.
• Thanks, Ievšalnė. You’re the greatest maniacs in the world. I’m looking foward to anything we’ll be doing together in the future. Sorry if that birthday party was a mess.
• Thanks, Ina Marija, for showing, how to be happy. You’re the best Red Hot Chili Peppers fan in the world!
• Thanks, Antanas, for introducing me to the world of bridge
• Thanks, Mindaugas, for being as friendly as Michael Schumacher fan can be to Michael Schumacher’s antifan. Looking forward to those cardboard models.
• And, of course, thanks to everyone who’s not mentioned here. Your influence to my life is noticed and valued.

Now screw you, Dad!